29May - Thailand in the news
Perhaps you've seen this. This Thai baker bakes bread in the shape of various human bits. His choices don't bother me in the slightest. What does bother me, however, is that this article proves that Thailand has bread. This makes it a little more difficult to explain why we don't.
One good reason is that it's too difficult, given our facilities, to provide the customer with bread we like. Bread needs (kneads.heh.) to be crusty and warm with a soft, soft inside. It must exude a waft of delicious aroma when broken open.
Anyway, here's that article with plenty of pics.
Gruesome Body Bakery